I've been so busy lately, I've forgotten to add my latest martini creations. Here they are, for your drinking pleasure.
The Sweet Dreams Colviez Martini
2 oz. Blue Raspberry Vodka
1 oz. Sprite
Purple grape to garnish
Simple and sweet! Shake all ingredients in iced strainer until chilly; pour into glass and enjoy. To put this over the top, sink a Hershey's Kiss into the glass, instead of the grape: a chocolate on your pillow.
The John Spence Sucks Ass Martini
(yeah, yeah, I know. I'm being mean. But you know what? Shut it - he deserves it.)
2 oz. Frigid Vodka - the colder, the better
2 oz. Sour Pucker Apple Schnapps
Drizzle of Grenadine
Sour pickle to garnish
Shake in iced strainer; pour into glass with salt covered rim. This is an unconventional combination of flavors, but it's actually drinkable. And it so perfectly conveys the meaning of the title.
